You know how when you're sleeping you get a boner periodically thoughout the night? It's just part of the sleep process. Well, it happens when you're only half asleep, too. Or at least it does to me.
I am NOT a morning person. So having to get up early for work every day has taken a huge toll on me and I'm half asleep all day at work. Many times I have to fight to keep my eyes open. I have to get up and move around to keep from drifting off. It's extremely hard to focus and do accurate work [which is highly stressed here] when I'm so tired I can't even think. There are even times I go into dreams while still somewhat conscious. So pretty much every time I get up from my chair and go walking toward the bathroom, I get a boner. I guess my body - confused by sleepiness and glad that there's the circulatory help of movement instead of just sitting at a desk, just feels that's the appropriate response. Hopefully no one is noticing the bone in my pants. Sometimes I put my hands in my pockets to try to cover up the fact that I have a boner.
I can't figure out how anyone lives their life walking around with a cock ring on. But yet, I know about a bunch of gay guys who do so. I don't need anyone to notice my crotch. If I like a guy, that's not what I'm going to use to impress him.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Fucking stupid channel 5!!! One of the highlights of my week this week was going to be my favorite Thursday night TV shows, but NO, not now! There's a THUNDERSTORM!!! Like we've never had one of those before in Texas!!! God damn stupid motherfuckers. I got to see 5 minutes of My Name is Earl, and then they broke in with "coverage" of this storm which is causing hail, but no tornado - but possibly could make a tornado, but isn't... and they've been fucking talking about this SAME DAMN SHIT for 30 fucking minutes now!!! This storm is currently 40 miles WEST of Fort Worth, which is 40 miles west of me, making the storm 80 miles away, which equals guess what? I don't give a FUCKING DAMN!!! Show my TV show! Make the fucking weather alert on a different channel. GIVE ME A CHOICE. I know there are hailstorms and tornadoes in Texas in the spring... that's one of the fucking chances you take living here! What can you do about it? Abso-fucking-lutely NOTHING!!! All you can do is take cover - do we really need non-stop news coverage pre-empting MY favorite shows where all they do is say the same damn thing over and over - which basically just boils down to telling us your house is probably fucked? In a few HOURS when the storm gets here then I might close my sliding glass door. And if it gets so bad that I see shit flying through the air outside, then I might go into the closet and pull some blankets over me and go to sleep in there for the night. HONESTLY!!!! WTF!!! Show my damn shows!!! After about ten minutes of their bullshit I put the TV on mute because I couldn't stand to hear the same damn shit over and over. The only reason I didn't put it on mute immediately was that I was hoping the interruption would only be temporary and when the show came back on I wouldn't miss any of it. Nope... now it's past 7:30 and I've missed all of My Name is Earl, and judging from their bullshit so far I will likely miss ALL my shows tonight. Rest assured they will be receiving some virulent hate mail from me.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
The Horrors of Craigslist
Recently I've started perusing the ads in the "Men Seeking Men" section of Craigslist and been amazed by the horrors and delusions presented there. I'm not actually looking for sex, but kind of more a curiosity about what's going on there.
Here's an example of the delusion I came across yesterday. A man put his stats as follows:
5'10, 200, h/w p
So in other words, this person is my same height, but weighs over 50lbs MORE than me and yet still considers himself to be "height/weight proportionate." Uuhhhh, sorry there, but NO... you're FAT. To back up my assertion of that fatness I went to the CDC's BMI Calculator and put in those stats. Here's what it gave me:
Height: 5 feet, 10 inches
Weight: 200 pounds
Your BMI is 28.7, indicating your weight is in the overweight category for adults of your height.
BMI Weight Status
Below 18.5 - Underweight
18.5–24.9 - Normal
25.0–29.9 - Overweight
30.0 and Above - Obese
People who are overweight or obese are at higher risk for chronic conditions such as high blood pressure, diabetes, and high cholesterol. Anyone who is overweight should try to avoid gaining additional weight. Additionally, if you are overweight with other risk factors (such as high LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high blood pressure), you should try to lose weight. Even a small weight loss (just 10% of your current weight) may help lower the risk of disease. Talk with your healthcare provider to determine appropriate ways to lose weight.
So not only was the guy in the "overweight" category, he's just a few cartons of ben & jerry's short of the "obese" rating. Of course, that BMI rating can be faulty, since muscle weighs more than fat, you could potentially be one of those crazy muscley body builders and it would say you fall into the overweight category. However, judging from the fact that this man offered only a picture of his penis and nothing else, I'm going to say his body was nothing to be proud of.
Here's an example of the delusion I came across yesterday. A man put his stats as follows:
5'10, 200, h/w p
So in other words, this person is my same height, but weighs over 50lbs MORE than me and yet still considers himself to be "height/weight proportionate." Uuhhhh, sorry there, but NO... you're FAT. To back up my assertion of that fatness I went to the CDC's BMI Calculator and put in those stats. Here's what it gave me:
Height: 5 feet, 10 inches
Weight: 200 pounds
Your BMI is 28.7, indicating your weight is in the overweight category for adults of your height.
BMI Weight Status
Below 18.5 - Underweight
18.5–24.9 - Normal
25.0–29.9 - Overweight
30.0 and Above - Obese
People who are overweight or obese are at higher risk for chronic conditions such as high blood pressure, diabetes, and high cholesterol. Anyone who is overweight should try to avoid gaining additional weight. Additionally, if you are overweight with other risk factors (such as high LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high blood pressure), you should try to lose weight. Even a small weight loss (just 10% of your current weight) may help lower the risk of disease. Talk with your healthcare provider to determine appropriate ways to lose weight.
So not only was the guy in the "overweight" category, he's just a few cartons of ben & jerry's short of the "obese" rating. Of course, that BMI rating can be faulty, since muscle weighs more than fat, you could potentially be one of those crazy muscley body builders and it would say you fall into the overweight category. However, judging from the fact that this man offered only a picture of his penis and nothing else, I'm going to say his body was nothing to be proud of.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
lol
Heh heh, was just reading some blogs on myspace and came across some super hilarious atheist pics:
You've crossed me for the last time, MySpace!
This morning I was trying to post a blog on myspace, where I have been blogging for YEARS now, and of course, I got it all written and told it to post... and then... wait, wait, wait, wait... error message:
"Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group."
And everything I had written was gone. [It was a decidedly sassy post about delusional people who post ads on craiglist - which I will try to re-create here shortly.]
So I decided to come here and start two blogs actually - this one will be the "adult" blog, where I will write about my gay stuff and whatnot... and there will be another more G-rated, family friendly one that I will actually give my family memebers to read [since they're all Mormons and unequipped to deal with the realities of homosexuality.]
"Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group."
And everything I had written was gone. [It was a decidedly sassy post about delusional people who post ads on craiglist - which I will try to re-create here shortly.]
So I decided to come here and start two blogs actually - this one will be the "adult" blog, where I will write about my gay stuff and whatnot... and there will be another more G-rated, family friendly one that I will actually give my family memebers to read [since they're all Mormons and unequipped to deal with the realities of homosexuality.]
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