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Fucking stupid channel 5!!! One of the highlights of my week this week was going to be my favorite Thursday night TV shows, but NO, not now! There's a THUNDERSTORM!!! Like we've never had one of those before in Texas!!! God damn stupid motherfuckers. I got to see 5 minutes of My Name is Earl, and then they broke in with "coverage" of this storm which is causing hail, but no tornado - but possibly could make a tornado, but isn't... and they've been fucking talking about this SAME DAMN SHIT for 30 fucking minutes now!!! This storm is currently 40 miles WEST of Fort Worth, which is 40 miles west of me, making the storm 80 miles away, which equals guess what? I don't give a FUCKING DAMN!!! Show my TV show! Make the fucking weather alert on a different channel. GIVE ME A CHOICE. I know there are hailstorms and tornadoes in Texas in the spring... that's one of the fucking chances you take living here! What can you do about it? Abso-fucking-lutely NOTHING!!! All you can do is take cover - do we really need non-stop news coverage pre-empting MY favorite shows where all they do is say the same damn thing over and over - which basically just boils down to telling us your house is probably fucked? In a few HOURS when the storm gets here then I might close my sliding glass door. And if it gets so bad that I see shit flying through the air outside, then I might go into the closet and pull some blankets over me and go to sleep in there for the night. HONESTLY!!!! WTF!!! Show my damn shows!!! After about ten minutes of their bullshit I put the TV on mute because I couldn't stand to hear the same damn shit over and over. The only reason I didn't put it on mute immediately was that I was hoping the interruption would only be temporary and when the show came back on I wouldn't miss any of it. Nope... now it's past 7:30 and I've missed all of My Name is Earl, and judging from their bullshit so far I will likely miss ALL my shows tonight. Rest assured they will be receiving some virulent hate mail from me.